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☰一、看看你这小脸瘦得，都没个猪样啦。
Look at your little face. It's so thin that it doesn't look like a pig
二、你骂我，我吃亏，你就是个小乌龟。
You scold me, I suffer, you are a little turtle
三、人老就罢了，何苦成精。
People are just old. Why bother to become fine
四、你摇一摇头，看看有没有大海的声音。
You shake your head to see if there is a sound of the sea
五、你是一只黄焖鸡，又黄又闷又垃圾。
You are a braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish
六、我不是草船，你的贱别往我这发。
I'm not a grass boat. Don't send your bitch to me
七、拿你当人的时候，你尽量装得像点好吗。
When taking you as a person, will you try to act like it
八、我脸上的痘要是和你脑袋上的头发一样少，就心满意足了！
If I have as little acne on my face as the hair on your head, I'll be satisfied!
九、作为一个孩子,我想用塑料小鸭打爆你的狗头。
As a child, I want to blow your dog's head with a plastic duckling
十、多去晒晒太阳，晒黑点就没人骂你是白痴了。
Go to the sun more, and no one will scold you as an idiot
十一、有空一起去吃鱼吧，看你挑刺儿绝对是个高手。
Let's go to eat fish when you're free. You're definitely an expert
十二、你是什么牌子塑料袋，这么能装。
What brand of plastic bag do you have that can hold
十三、嘘，别说话，你不说话的时候，我还觉得你像个人。
Shh, don't talk. When you don't talk, I still think you look like a person
十四、你就是口井，横竖都是二。
You are a well, two in every direction
十五、你俩还真般配，看来月老的垃圾分类挺到位的嘛。
You two are a good match. It seems that Yuelao's garbage classification is in place
十六、你自从得了神经病，整个人都精神多了！
Since you got psychosis, the whole person has been much more energetic!
十七、我打了狂犬疫苗，你以为我会怕你？
I got a rabies vaccine. Do you think I'll be afraid of you?
十八、你真的很好看，个子也很高，傻笑起来很阳光，逼我写下这首藏头诗。
You're really good-looking, tall, giggling and sunny, forcing me to write this hidden poem.
十九、如果不能说脏话，那我对你也没话可说。
If I can't swear, I have nothing to say to you
二十、你的愚蠢怎么如此富有创造力。
Why is your stupidity so creative
二十一、家住敦煌吗?这么多壁画。
Do you live in Dunhuang? So many murals
